Initial drawing point to the movie: Helen Mirren kicking ass
Pleasant surprise I got in the first three minutes: Mary-Louise Parker
What did I realize after the first six?: It's a completely unrealistic movie that I would nonetheless immensely enjoy.
Literary device used more than once: Deus ex Willis
Winner for most homophobic bastard present in the film: Ernest Borgnine as the vaultkeeper
Question I had about 20 minutes in: Where the hell is Helen Mirren?
Best "Linus's Security Blanket" impersonation: A stuffed, bright pink pig
Number of times a dumb viewer would have said, "Wait, I thought s/he was dead!": 47.
Score: 8/10
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